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Prison officer fired for being HOT

(Photo attributed to BBC)

BBC News - A former prison officer was forced out of her job after being bullied because she was pretty, a tribunal has heard.

Amitjo Kajla, 27, is claiming constructive dismissal after leaving her job in Brinsford Young Offenders’ Institution near Wolverhampton.

However former colleagues questioned her behaviour with male inmates and suggested she chose to reject advice about the dress code.

Is it just me, or is this chick sexy as hell? Give her a pair of handcuffs and have her throw some of that UK accent my way and she’s got ALL of my attention. But seriously though, I call shenanigans on this whole operation. Why would a 27 year-old girl who looks like this go into the business of being a prison officer? My guess here is that she’s got a thing for bad boys, which is why she is accused of ignoring the dress code and giving out her address. She probably figured that if the prison fired her while she was trying to bang an inmate, she could always fall back on the old “they fired me for being too pretty” excuse and land a paycheck in the process. Well, if she wants to get paid for banging bad boys I can only hope she stars in the next installment of “Jail Bait”.

2009 ESPY Award Hotties

Another reason why Sweden is awesome…

Sweden – Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle.

“The girls ran up to him and pulled the bicycle down so he fell,” Örebro police spokesperson Annika Haaster told the newspaper.

As the man was lying defenceless on the ground, the women proceeded to pull off his trousers and underwear and molest him sexually before fleeing the scene.

As if gorgeous six-foot blondes didn’t already put Sweden on the map, this story is going to have every retiree in a 600 mile radius cycling over there like it’s the fucking Tour de France. My question is, why did this 50 year-old dude have to go and ruin the fun for everybody by reporting the incident to the police? Now the female tattooed gangbang squad might go into hiding and all the other senior citizens looking to get their pipes cleaned are up shit’s creek. Oh well, I guess Amsterdam’s Red Light district is always a hop, skip and a jump.