Sydney – Roosters forward Nate Myles has been suspended for six weeks over his drunken behaviour at a Central Coast hotel on the weekend.
The National Rugby League and Roosters agreed to the punishment after Myles was found to have defecated in a hotel corridor on Sunday morning after attending a junior rugby league function.
Shortly after 8am Myles was found apparently disorientated and naked in a hotel corridor and attempted to gain entry into the room of a family who was leaving their accommodation.
This story is fucking hilarious and gets better with each paragraph. First of all, after noise complaints at 4 a.m., the hotel staff finds this shitfaced and naked rugby dude trying to get into some innocent family’s hotel room around 8 a.m. while they’re trying to check out. Shortly thereafter the staff discovers the same naked and shitfaced rugby dude took a huge dump in the hallway and then passed out on the fire escape. But I’m sure this is just an isolated incident after a big game or something right? Nah…the club has already been fined $50k this season because they keep going out and getting fucked up. The kicker? The fucking coach fined HIMSELF $10,000 after being found drunk and shirtless, trying to get into somebody else’s hotel room. Man, those pesky fucking Roosters are always getting trashed and shedding clothing, attempting to enter the wrong hotel rooms. I picked the wrong fuckin career dude.
