Seattle Times - Air New Zealand is getting down to the bare essentials with a new in-flight safety video that features flight attendants wearing just body paint.
It’s aimed at making passengers pay attention to the often-overlooked airline safety videos shown at the start of each flight.
I give this idea an A, but the follow through a D. First of all, if you want passengers to actually pay attention to the safety video, bring in hot models covered in body paint, not your average looking flight crew. The only girl even remotely attractive in this clip is the brunette who appears for all of 10 seconds. Now if you had Adriana Lima kicking things off in body paint, then maybe I’ll put down my SkyMall. Second of all, at least think of clever ways to position the models so that we can hope for a titty shot or something. I mean, I got more aroused looking at this chick selling me an outdoor speaker that looks like a fucking rock. Bottom line is that I am still popping two Valium and ignoring your crappy safety video unless I get Jessiba Alba with painted titties flopping around. Suck on that Air New Zealand.
