Maria Verchenova Recap

We have been getting a lot of hits on our Boat’s N Hoes LPGA Style, especially Maria Verchenova. So I though I would keep the readers happy with an encore.

Duke Official Pimps Out Son for Sex

 

Washington -  A Duke University official is accused of offering his 5-year-old adopted son for sex on the Internet, according to the FBI and court documents in the case.

 Frank M. Lombard is the associate director of Duke University’s Center for Health Policy.

Frank M. Lombard, 42, was arrested last week at his home in Durham, North Carolina. During an Internet chat, Lombard allegedly offered the child to the person he was chatting with, who was a task force officer from Washington’s Metropolitan Police, the FBI said in a statement.

The chat was initiated after a confidential source facing child pornography charges told authorities they had witnessed a man, allegedly Lombard, performing sex acts on a child over the Internet.

During the chat, according to the complaint filed against Lombard, he told the officer that he had performed multiple sex acts on the boy and that the officer could do the same if he came to Durham.

According to a transcript of the chat, reprinted in the complaint, Lombard allegedly told the officer that he had to hide the abuse from his partner and that he drugged the child with allergy medication.

Lombard was arrested June 24, and two children at the home, including the 5-year-old, were removed from the home by the North Carolina Department of Social Services, the FBI said.

 

So when people say ‘There are a lot of sicko’s in this world’ this is exactly who they are referring to. This guy was a Duke University official, so when he told his friends he was pulling young ass all of the time, I guess it wasn’t what they thought. I’m not making light of this at all, this guy would fry if it was up to me, I hope they turn his asshole inside out in the joint.

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Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf ???

 

Hollywood - Model-turned-actress Megan Fox has sparked rumours that she is dating her Transformers co-star Shia LaBeouf.

The 23-year-old actress, who called it splits with beau Brian Austen Green recently, has moved on and was spotted having dinner with 23-year-old LaBeouf in New York, reports the New York Daily News.

 The pair turned heads as they sat side by side during a dinner with 10 friends on Thursday after attending a West Hollywood party together. “They definitely seemed into each other… Shia couldn’t keep his eyes off of Megan. He literally watched her like a hawk all night,” said a source.

The report follows LaBeouf’s own confession made last week that he feels a real chemistry with Fox.

“I’m a 23-year-old red-blooded male, so sure there’s a lot of real there. She’s a beautiful woman,” he had said. – Cbnews1.com

 

What the fuck, are you kidding me??? Shia LaBeouf? I liked Disturbia and all but c’mon. This has got to be some type of publicity stunt or something, especially since I heard Transformers 2 was awful………Shia LaBeouf!! Fox was engaged to David Silver for god sakes….that’s like going from sirloin to ground beef…

 

 

Mark Sanford and the Other Woman

 

If you’ve been under a rock for the last 2 weeks and you don’t know who Mark Sanford is, he is the governor of South Carolina that just got caught cheating on his wife. What makes it interesting is that she lived in Argentina, so this jackass was going MIA for days at a time just to see her. Well apparently some photos of this broad have finally surfaced…and I’ll be honest….I dont see it…..Her name is Maria Belen Chapur, take a look…sorry the pictures suck, they were the only ones I could find.

 

MA RMV Releases Ilse Horn’s Driving Record

 

 

Boston – According to the Registry of Motor Vehicles, Ilse Horn, 88, of Canton had her first surchargeable incident – an accident for which she was found more than 50 percent responsible – on Nov. 15, 1982, in Newton, when she was 62.

Here’s the rest of her driving record, according to the RMV:

Oct. 14, 1991 – Surchargeable accident out of state. No details available.

Sept. 14, 1992 – Surchargeable accident out of state. A coroner and the California Highway Patrol conclude Horn “apparently fell asleep” at the wheel of a car on scenic Highway 101 in Klamath, Calif., losing control and accidentally killing her husband, Charles G. Horn, 73.

April 26, 1995 – Horn is cited for speeding in West Roxbury.

March 4, 2001 – Surchargeable accident in Newton. No details available.

June 9, 2001 – Surchargeable accident in Newton. No details available.

June 13, 2009 – Horn allegedly fatally strikes 4-year-old Diya Patel of Stoughton in a crosswalk as the child crosses Route 138.

June 15, 2009 – Horn, declared an “immediate threat” to public safety by the RMV, has her license revoked indefinitely. – BostonHerald

Holy shit! Are you kidding me? This is obviously an awful story, Ilse Horn was the elderly driver (88) who hit a 4 year old girl just recently with her car. Not only did she kill the little girl but apparently she accidentally killed her husband when she fell asleep at the wheel back in 1992. I’m serious when I say these older drivers are just a lethal as drunk drivers. It’s good to see that the RMV is actually doing something about it and retesting after a certain age, too bad it took one death, and numerous injuries over the past 5 weeks to do it….

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Michael Jackson’s Death Still Causing Problems Among Weirdo’s

 

MIAMI - A fight broke out on a Florida bus when news of Michael Jackson’s death sparked debate over whether he should be remembered as a great musical talent, and one passenger was charged with assault, police said on Friday.

The bus was moving through the city of North Lauderdale on Thursday when passenger James Kiernan received a text message about Jackson’s death on his cell phone, and he read it aloud on the bus, the Broward County Sheriff’s Department said.

The unidentified bus driver opined that “Michael Jackson should have been in jail long ago,” prompting Kiernan, 60, to retort that “the world just lost a great musical talent,” the police report said.

It said the last remark enraged another passenger, Henry Wideman, who started a swearing match with Kiernan, then pulled out a knife and chased Kiernan down the aisle with it.

The driver called his dispatcher and pulled over near a convenience store to wait for sheriff’s deputies, who arrested Wideman, 54. He remained in jail on Friday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. – Reuters

 

Why did Michael Jackson hurry down to the local K-Mart….because he heard little boy’s underwear was half off.  In some ways I agree with James Kiernan, Michael Jackson was a great musical talent….but that was a long time ago, since then, all of the weird shit has definitely outweighed everything else. So maybe James deserved to get a knife pulled on his ass, either way, I’m just waiting for the tell-all shit to start rolling out because until then I don’t think we will ever know why he did some of the things he did….like marry Elvis…uhhh.. I mean Elvis’ daughter…

 

DIY Circumcision…with nail clippers…

U.K. – A man who gave himself a DIY circucision using nail clippers was taken to the hospital for treatment. The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

“This is something we would advise men never to attempt,” a medic said, “The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man’s sexual performance.

“Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand.”

Ummmmmm…what the fuck is wrong with people? Granted, I have been severly, severly fucked up before and done some stupid shit, but never once has the thought crossed my mind to mutilate my cock skin with a pair of nail clippers. I’m guessing there was a really hot piece of ass that said she would only fuck this guy if he was circumsized and this was his best, and more importantly, fastest solution to get in her pants. Either that or this guy was fucking high as a kite and his buddies put some serious money on the line. Nevertheless, I bet that disinfectant felt REAL nice! Just like that time I skinned my knee and hopped in a scolding hot shower….except much more painful…..and a cock instead of a knee. Bet this guy doesn’t clip his toenails for years.

Mosquito Repellent Factory Fined for Breeding Mosquitos

 

 

COLOMBO - A Sri Lankan court threatened a mosquito repellent factory manager with six months in jail for failing to destroy mosquito breeding areas on company premises to stop the spread of dengue fever, an official said Tuesday.

The Indian Ocean island nation is battling an outbreak of the mosquito-borne viral infection that has killed more than 150 people this year and infected 13,479 people, according to Health Ministry figures.

“The court fined the superintendent of a mosquito coil company for failing to destroy mosquito breeding places after we found larvae in several empty cans inside the premises,” said Rohana De Silva, Attagalla public health inspector. – Reuters

They want to fine this guy and throw him in jail?  They should be giving him the god damned businessman of the year award. It’s brilliant, you sell bug repellant….so what do you do…breed bugs. Aside from the outbreaks, viral infections and deaths, what’s wrong with that? Buy the repellant and we have no issues.